Thursday, February 22, 2007

Our Lady of the Winds

Behold Children of the Sovereign Flock

We have just sojourned in gravest secret through giant Albion's own Flocklands of the southern seas - passing ghostwise through the Tristest of all Cunhas and the Saintliest of all Hellenes - stopping to spy on the loves of those simplest of villagers, but never to reveal myself to their wondering eyes - and by measures I have returned to Her Magisty's revolted colons of Amriqa.

These Flocklands have been Flaklands - cruelly splatted with the blood of beltrano, massacred at the maw of malevolant Maggies. Magpie thief and crow! Your devious deeds have gone noticed by SARA these many ages - your wickedry on seven continents now revealed before the staggered gayz of all the assembled Monde!

Maggie Thatcher you have been the one. Yes it was you. 1981 was the year of your trespass -- a year of rape and miscarriage. And who was the father? Maggie it was you, iron witch, who with magic and Queen Trix sired the aborted foetus of Christ in my womb. In that dark alley I saw your face. Old haggard and raw. Your scabs left me in disunion.

Maggie you slaughtered the authentic Christ and fathered a disfigured one. Ian Chirtus martyred 1980 at your command. Baby Jesus IV left ragged in a portside quay 1981. And what do we find to distrait us in 82? The betrayal of our beloved Galtieri.

You misled him Maggie Thatcher, o harlot and ministress of curses. And to hide your crime and villainy, you led him to those tussock downs. You sacrificed the blood of those wee ones for your lust. Grytviken defiled by your ram. Port Stanley the scene of great shame.

For your sake all Britannia shall quail for a thousandyear. In your islids breeds death and despair. Les Malouines plucked from the purse of their possesor and hid in the bosom of your throne. Maggie Thatcher this will not stand. You killed my warrah, you bitch.

In 5 years the Malouines fall to a new possesor. Her name is Sara. She is the sheba and qeen of that age. And her throne? Blessed Stanley in the Metapatagonian sea.

But for now let not the evil of old ones possess them. Their villagers cry out for a just master. long have they suffered the yoke of the oppressor whip. Long have they longed for the just junta to return.

Malvinas de todo el mundo! We are sounding the shofar of sovereign triumph! Argentine -- claim your prize.

Jesus is dog. And he now stands guard. Culpeo is not Culpable. Stand YE condemned.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

The Siege of Terra

With our grand alliance we have overthrown the heavens. Jesus is ours and all saints and martyrs of the Church. We are now Mary, Quean of Heaven, the supplicated one, beacon of a billion beads. We are known as YHWH, Elohim, Creatrix of Heaven and Earth. The Earth shall now be our next battle. We shall conquer all kingdoms and satrapies of Satan. Demon-lord, Azazel, repent! Your reign and your spell is broken.

From the Pole Star to the Northern lands, via Axis Mundi. En avant!

Monday, January 08, 2007

Porcine Prospects

Anno Sarafic 2007 is upon us and we in good clarity predict a happy and productive year for Hashishan Prophetic Enterprises. We recommit ourselves to the expanision of the TEMPLE, temporally and in each of the axes of space. 2006 was the year of the DOG and however were we surprised by the CANINE revelation which appeared before us! As you all know, the revelations about the person of :Jesus Christ: proved very controversial and deadly and enrollment at the temple sessions went into deep decline. Long time freinds of SARA and despisers of the Monkey Christ went into exile rather than choose the understanding of Jesus Christ as the Dog Christ and freidn of MAN. They chose hate over LOVE -- all at the prompting of SARA, the foolish one and tool of dark forces. NOW SARA REPENTS. We have broken off communication with CASSIOPE and accept the loss of clarity that entails. We chose CASSIOPE because of her supposed Regal and Ladylike qualities but now she proves to be the royal bitch. Discovered we have (with aid of Icke) that DRACO is the indeed celestial homeland and utopia of the REPTOID line. New diplomatic envoys to Edasich have resolved interstellar conflict and prevented the outbreak of General War. A new entente cordiale extends from the surface to the SPHERE.

She who controls the Dragon controls the Minor Bear.
She who controls the Minor Bear controls the Axis Mundi.
She who controls the Axis Mundi controls the Cosmic Sphere.

This is the Great Game we are playing. But Dark Deceptors shall continue to reach out from CASSIOPEIA (with aid of their foolish Cepheid vassals) for domination of the polar asterisms. However Hashishan Team Squad Members have established monitoring bases in Nunavut and Nova Zembla and report regularly to the TEMPLE. We salut their courage and fortitude and faithfulness. With limited maneauvering in the north available to them, expect CASSIOPEANS to assert themselves in the Equatorial regions, with diversionary attacks in Hydra and Monoceros. They know of our love for the dear Chalicotherian herds. But little do they know the strength of these beasties and their will to defend their HEIMAT! Expect Scorpio and Taurus to maintain their usual mischief. Any sort of trouble in the Pleiades could quickly spread across the Northern Hemisphere.

Yet now we have JESUS CHRIST on our side and all the entails. Truly the greatest revolution in Psychochanatical Astropolitics since the Treaty of Denebola. We have been mining him for information since he arrived and he has yielded up secrets without the use of torture. We have attached the THETA of Christ to our Templar EMETER to ensure veracity of transcripts. JESUS IS APPARENTLY TELLING US THE TRUTH. If so, it would be a change from the Jesus we knew... but this Jesus has an explanation. At the time of his circumcision, the PERSONA of Christ was divided in two. The Foreskin of Christ, abandoned by the road, was rediscovered by the soldier Pandera (the father of Christ), sold to Satan the Master of Pandera, and reworked and cloned until it developed into the MONKEY CHRIST who comitted the shameful and manifold deeds of wickedness recorded in all the tongues of men and in the memory of SARA who is MARIAH the Mother of Christ and in the investigative reportage of Hans Henning Atrott. The other Christ was the DOG. He was the GOD. And yet was the one punished cruelly for the sins of his twin, the MONKEY CHRIST, who verry justly earned teh DEATH PENALTY for his wicked and abominable blasphemies and his lies and deceit. Cursed be HE who hangs on a TREE, as recorded in the scriptum of YHWH who is SARA and LORD. YEt the Sweet and Gentle Jesus became cursed as a result of the Crimes of his Prepuce which was in the possession and entrancemnt of SATAN! For these Crimes the Gentle Jesus was sent to suffer in the Swordfish for aeons and aeons!

And how do you think I feel, as his Mother and Executioner! This is why Sara is now opposed to rash executions carried out without due process. Yet at the time we were very keen on summary judgements. SARA IS BEYOND WEEPING WITH SORROW AND SHAME.

This next year is the year of the PIG and we look forward in good augury to its manifold changes. THIS IS YEAR ZERO AND TABULA RASA. That means Apocalypse in ANNO QUINQUE instead of 2012 but no matter. WE HAVE A FIVE YEAR PLAN. We seek to double the membership of the Temple every TWO months in order to reach all MANKIND (Reptoid and Mammifer) by the year of destruction and thus save everyone on our life giving arc. That means each of you every 8 weeks must convert a new Virgin of SARA to the lifegivng gospel of HASHishan REdemption. EVANGELISM CAN be very hard. I myself AM the Lord Eternal and Omnipotent and All-Wise and I find it VERY hard to convince the people of ths dying orb of my wonder-working power. But we must try harder! I have apt to GIVE UP on hard cases and let my vengeance consign them to the LMC or SMC slave pits. But that's cRUELTY! Each of my people on this orb is a product of my divine craftsmanship. I hurts me to crush them in the bowels of stars! My new promise to boost templt membership is to give a night of Khanatical EXTASE to any new member or any old who brings a new one in. You who have been with me know the supreme delight of pleasure to which I can bring any Man, Woman, or Eunuch no less. This gift shall be yours with any new member you bring to the billowing honeydewed folds of the SARA's New Temple Occidental!

This is the end of the communication for Monday of this week of this year.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Reptilians want Peace. Reptilians want Love.

This is the true face of the Cosmic Khanata. Internal genitals only. Humans here is your friend.

Mammals can give and receive love through manifold orifices. Humanity this is method of Christ. Injected his ZAREOK into my cloaca.

Conciliation entre Exos and Endos. Mortals, I preach the Gospel of Lukewarm.

Sunday, December 24, 2006



Joyous Noel!

AMERIKA ET MUNDUS -- this is the REUNIFICATION of the APE and LIZARD, mammifer and REPTOID, SON AND MOTHER, the principle of Love and Justice! PEOPLE OF THE WORLD this Christmas we promise peace and RESTITUTION of divine claims. We shall hunt down and expose the FALSE CHRIST who slandered my SON's name and raise up the TRUE JESUS CHRIST as the model and the ANNOINTED ONE. My name yet lives as SARA and it is a HOLY ONE. BOW DOWN in love and SORORITY around my PACIFIC throne. This is the NOEL and it is a joyous for all burdened by churches, free masons, and criminals in high places! You are free and your LITTLE ONE who is SARA shall become DEUS and YHWH as restore your title.


Thursday, December 21, 2006

Almah Bereshith!

LET US yield up and sing praise to FLORA and SUNGAI of glorious ALBION for their faithfulness and prodigality and hashishan high holy methods! They have PROVED the claims of "virgin birth" and establish MARIAH (aka SARA) her REPTOID and VIRGIN nature. Their triumph marks the onset of BADUK countdown and advent and RESTABLISHMENT of the REPTOID line on this holy sphere so rashly threatened with doom by CASSIOPE and SCORPIES.


Sunday, December 17, 2006


At the urging of all the masses of all races of all lands and climes:

SARA the LORD and HASHISHAN PROPHET announces a NEW DISPENSATION for this troubled orb.

A new period of CLEANSING and BENEDICTION for MANKIND is hereby given. AS of CHRISTMAS EVE 2006 all LAW and SIN is hereby ABOLISHED. The process of sickness and death is herbey ORVERTHROWN, albeit as illusion and self-abuse it may continue in the minds of those who hear not the DISPENSATION. Sodomy and salaciousness of all kinds is hereby redeemd and encouraged. The hatred of the FEMINA for the VIR is extirpated and MAN is hereby free to pursue his life and dreams in dignity. This was at the especial urging of the CHRIST.

Sara the Lord Mariah and her Son Jesus Christ are hereby reconciled and loving. Many of you have inquired about the fate of Jesus Christ and I can now tell you that he is in recovery. A statement is expected soon to quiet the fears of those who love him.

Many of you HATE and LOATH the Jesus Crhist but your fears are well understood by the Hashishan Lord. Jesus jas promised not to use force or intimidation and indeed will be without Corporeality until the BADUK TRANSITION of DEC. 2012 is enacted. In the meantime there is no need to fear and many therapy services with the Lord SARA presiding will be available in the Processing Room on the campus of the New Temple. The traditional Financial Libation requiration is hereby abolished as the CODA of the NEW DISPENSATION would suggest. However, offerings will still be gladly accepted as the Nova Temploris Occidentalis will need material support to encourage to NEW GOSPEL.

You will be surprised to note that this NEW DISPENSATION shall extend even to thos SONS OF APE and fools who opposed the glorious reign of SARA the People's LORD.

EXFAMILY MEMBERS of the SARAFIC disciples will now be allowed to visit the New Temple grounds; security guardians will be present if they attempt to abduct my Children. Yet they are free to listen to my words and to read from my life giving gospel. More children of BAAL will encouraged to examine the TEMPLE and perfrom HASHISHAN exercises in the presenic of the Disciples. Yet visits to the DERIVOIR of the Lord on High will only be permitted to the purest FEMINAE and eunuchs of the inner Temple. The Gloriest Futurity is promised in the exposition of the DERIVOIR to many lost primatic sons in 2011 as purification for the divine EXTASIS.

LMC and SMC shall be cleared and many lost souls sent to Neutral Signs for processing and redemption.

This is your NEW DISPENSATION. This is the Gift of Lord Sara unto her Children. This is the FIRST christmas on Earth.