A NEW DISPENSATION
SARA the LORD and HASHISHAN PROPHET announces a NEW DISPENSATION for this troubled orb.
A new period of CLEANSING and BENEDICTION for MANKIND is hereby given. AS of CHRISTMAS EVE 2006 all LAW and SIN is hereby ABOLISHED. The process of sickness and death is herbey ORVERTHROWN, albeit as illusion and self-abuse it may continue in the minds of those who hear not the DISPENSATION. Sodomy and salaciousness of all kinds is hereby redeemd and encouraged. The hatred of the FEMINA for the VIR is extirpated and MAN is hereby free to pursue his life and dreams in dignity. This was at the especial urging of the CHRIST.
Sara the Lord Mariah and her Son Jesus Christ are hereby reconciled and loving. Many of you have inquired about the fate of Jesus Christ and I can now tell you that he is in recovery. A statement is expected soon to quiet the fears of those who love him.
Many of you HATE and LOATH the Jesus Crhist but your fears are well understood by the Hashishan Lord. Jesus jas promised not to use force or intimidation and indeed will be without Corporeality until the BADUK TRANSITION of DEC. 2012 is enacted. In the meantime there is no need to fear and many therapy services with the Lord SARA presiding will be available in the Processing Room on the campus of the New Temple. The traditional Financial Libation requiration is hereby abolished as the CODA of the NEW DISPENSATION would suggest. However, offerings will still be gladly accepted as the Nova Temploris Occidentalis will need material support to encourage to NEW GOSPEL.
You will be surprised to note that this NEW DISPENSATION shall extend even to thos SONS OF APE and fools who opposed the glorious reign of SARA the People's LORD.
EXFAMILY MEMBERS of the SARAFIC disciples will now be allowed to visit the New Temple grounds; security guardians will be present if they attempt to abduct my Children. Yet they are free to listen to my words and to read from my life giving gospel. More children of BAAL will encouraged to examine the TEMPLE and perfrom HASHISHAN exercises in the presenic of the Disciples. Yet visits to the DERIVOIR of the Lord on High will only be permitted to the purest FEMINAE and eunuchs of the inner Temple. The Gloriest Futurity is promised in the exposition of the DERIVOIR to many lost primatic sons in 2011 as purification for the divine EXTASIS.
LMC and SMC shall be cleared and many lost souls sent to Neutral Signs for processing and redemption.
This is your NEW DISPENSATION. This is the Gift of Lord Sara unto her Children. This is the FIRST christmas on Earth.