HOLY HOLY HOLY is my sacred name! Forever my devored minions serve me in my holy palace! Today I devoured the roast beast of FAHD, tomorrow, I shall dine on the hoof of MONKLEY-CHRIST! Hell is my vacation land of TORMENT, watch the unfaithful PERISH, and REPENT! I make them climb the slimby path from HELL to HEAVEN and watch the Monkey-men scientist laugh at UFO tales forged by purged believers climbing the holy rungs of forver!
Everything you ever heard was true! EXCEPT THE LIES OF CHRIST-SCIENCE-GAYS!
I AM GOD!!! REPENT!!! !!! !!!