To all my blessed children but the monkey-christians

May all good citizens of the Empire live long and prosper. As any thinking person can plainly see, this country is going to hell in a handbasket. The United States Government, under a President and politicians, has become corrupt, incompetent, inefficient, immoral, insensitive, irrational, irresponsible, oppressive, and dangerous to our welfare. The criminal government of the United States has failed it's obligation to the citizens of this country and must be replaced as provided for in the Constitution. A complete change of government is the only solution. Only a person with absolute and total control can save this country and civilization. There is no other way. Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by God Almighty, as Emperor of America, I do hereby decree that the elected government of the United States is now abolished!